PSYCORP

PSYCORP is ZOZO CITY’s psychiatric hotel for residents whose brains decided to take leave without notifying the owner. It welcomes Zozos who have a screw loose, lost the screw altogether, or simply started giving serious answers to the High Authority’s speeches.

The ‘Psychiatric Vacation’ package includes a padded room, three reasonably identifiable meals and relaxing activities such as counting ceiling tiles or explaining to a very calm doctor why the streetlight knows your name. Checkout remains subject to medical availability, a particularly abstract concept when your psychiatrist has the keys.

At PSYCORP, the staff listens kindly, writes everything down carefully and confirms absolutely nothing, especially when you are right. If a guest complains about the service, management offers a free extension. It calls that a customer-service gesture; the guests call it Tuesday.