Zooloo Burger

Zooloo Burger serves generous burgers: too big for your mouth, too heavy for the plate, and perfectly sized for advertising posters. Every sandwich comes impaled on a wooden skewer that serves as decoration, structural support, and one last reminder that some decisions have consequences.

The menu offers three simple sizes: big, enormous, and bad idea. Fries are sold separately to respect customers’ freedom, especially their freedom to pay extra. The drinks contain enough ice to make the glass look full for longer.

Zooloo Burger claims everything is prepared with love and carefully selected ingredients. Management would rather no one ask too many questions about that selection. Nobody leaves Zooloo Burger hungry. Some simply leave with a better understanding of their limits.